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How do you trap a polar bear?
Well first you find a frozen body of water and cut a hole in the ice. Then you place peas along the perimeter of the hole approx 6 inches apart. After this is done you hide behind a blind...
When the polar bear comes to take a pea
you rush up behind him and kick him in the icehole!
Ok
A man is out to dinner with his lady and orders the soup. Right away he manages to drop his spoon, the waiter is prepared and hands him a new spoon from his apron.
The man is pretty impressed. "Wow, you're really on the ball," he says to the waiter.
The waiter replies, "yeah we had a guy in here that was an efficiency expert, he said we'd shave 40.5 seconds off if we'd have extra silverware readily available."
The man nods his head, "That makes perfect sense...Um I notice tho that your zipper is down and there is a string hanging out..."
The waiter says, "yeah, the efficiency expert said if we had a string attached to our nether regions, so that when we went potty we could just use the string to pull out our man bits and thus we wouldn't have to wash our hands and we'd shave 1.2 minutes of wasted time."
The man was very impressed and intrigued, "That is amazing...but how do you get your manly bits back in your pants?" He asked.
The waiter replied, " I don't know about everyone else but I use my spoon."
Well first you find a frozen body of water and cut a hole in the ice. Then you place peas along the perimeter of the hole approx 6 inches apart. After this is done you hide behind a blind...
When the polar bear comes to take a pea
you rush up behind him and kick him in the icehole!
Ok
A man is out to dinner with his lady and orders the soup. Right away he manages to drop his spoon, the waiter is prepared and hands him a new spoon from his apron.
The man is pretty impressed. "Wow, you're really on the ball," he says to the waiter.
The waiter replies, "yeah we had a guy in here that was an efficiency expert, he said we'd shave 40.5 seconds off if we'd have extra silverware readily available."
The man nods his head, "That makes perfect sense...Um I notice tho that your zipper is down and there is a string hanging out..."
The waiter says, "yeah, the efficiency expert said if we had a string attached to our nether regions, so that when we went potty we could just use the string to pull out our man bits and thus we wouldn't have to wash our hands and we'd shave 1.2 minutes of wasted time."
The man was very impressed and intrigued, "That is amazing...but how do you get your manly bits back in your pants?" He asked.
The waiter replied, " I don't know about everyone else but I use my spoon."