Last Thursday, Bebe Mama and I were sitting out on the deck and the cows were being particularly pungent that evening. Daughter #2 was out there with us and complaining about the smell, so Bebe Mama tells her, "Breathe through your mouth - that way you won't smell it." I was like, "EWWWW! But then those cow poop molecules go in your mouth instead of your nose!"
This was met with scoffing from Bebe Mama and alarm from #2 - "Poop molecules in my mouth???" So I had to look it upon the internet to prove to Bebe Mama that, indeed, odor comes from molecules evaporating off of whatever you're smelling.
So here's the question: when you smell something bad, do you suck it up and breathe through your nose or do you breathe through your mouth so you won't smell it?
This was met with scoffing from Bebe Mama and alarm from #2 - "Poop molecules in my mouth???" So I had to look it upon the internet to prove to Bebe Mama that, indeed, odor comes from molecules evaporating off of whatever you're smelling.
So here's the question: when you smell something bad, do you suck it up and breathe through your nose or do you breathe through your mouth so you won't smell it?
I will now though.
You want to come over and suck the wine out of my pants leg? 
: Shall I suck slowly or quickly? Would you like anything else? Please, you have to trust me Masta, I meant no harm.
Slow is great, yes I'd like something else 
but you'll have to figure that out on your own, and yes, I trust you. Now get cracking! 
