Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says "Dam!".
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A Proton, Neutron, and Electron walk into a bar and start drinking. After an hour they finish and ask for the bill. The bartender gives the Proton and Electron a bill for $30 each.
"Hey, how about him?", asks the Proton, pointing at the Neutron.
"Sorry", says the bartender. "But he's a neutron. No charge."
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
~~~
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
~~~
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
~~~
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says "Dam!".
~~~
A Proton, Neutron, and Electron walk into a bar and start drinking. After an hour they finish and ask for the bill. The bartender gives the Proton and Electron a bill for $30 each.
"Hey, how about him?", asks the Proton, pointing at the Neutron.
"Sorry", says the bartender. "But he's a neutron. No charge."
