Hey preacher, leave those kids alone...

black dog

Free America
PREMO Member
It's a shame that a man didn't drag him out of his car with his junk hanging out and beat him almost to death.
 

PeoplesElbow

Well-Known Member
Anyone noticed that we seem to have more than our fair share of public masturbators around here? Target parking lot, Applebees, behind the WaWa, the list goes on and on.
 

steppinthrax

Active Member
When in doubt, jerk it out.
Not trying to undermine the situation, but if we had at least a place men could go to release stress, there would probably be less of this. Pretty much a legalized "whore house" that is regulated. Put it somewhere in PG county or Waldorf no one will care :razz:

These men obviously have sexual problems, but if they lack the skills to get a woman, where is their release?
 

RoseRed

American Beauty
PREMO Member
Not trying to undermine the situation, but if we had at least a place men could go to release stress, there would probably be less of this. Pretty much a legalized "whore house" that is regulated. Put it somewhere in PG county or Waldorf no one will care :razz:

These men obviously have sexual problems, but if they lack the skills to get a woman, where is their release?
At home would be my guess.
 

Monello

Awww, jeez
PREMO Member
Not trying to undermine the situation, but if we had at least a place men could go to release stress, there would probably be less of this. Pretty much a legalized "whore house" that is regulated. Put it somewhere in PG county or Waldorf no one will care :razz:

These men obviously have sexual problems, but if they lack the skills to get a woman, where is their release?
Millions of people manage to control themselves on a daily basis. Why cater to the few who can't seem to control themselves? The many are suffering for the few.
 

steppinthrax

Active Member
Millions of people manage to control themselves on a daily basis. Why cater to the few who can't seem to control themselves? The many are suffering for the few.
These are the one's that get caught. I also don't think you'd have a few. Do you have a "few" men in strip clubs?
 
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