High pollen count due to frustrated males...

If your allergies are acting up, it may be due to a lack of sex.

Sex between trees, that is.

WTOP Garden Editor Mike McGrath says while it sounds funny, it's no joke. It's science.

Lack of tree sex causes worse allergy symptoms - WTOP.com

"The female ginkgoes drop their fruit, which smells bad, and the ornamental crabapples drop these little rotten apples," says McGrath, who explains that many of the female trees are killed due to their unpleasant odor.

Each year, the District sprays down ginkgo trees to suppress the fruiting process, which in turn suppresses the smell.

With a smaller female tree population, areas are seeing more male trees, which are responsible for producing allergy-causing pollen.

"So, not only are there more trees producing pollen than there used to be because there isn't the mix, but we honestly think that the men are frustrated and they just keep shooting it into the air all season long," says McGrath. "These male trees would suffer great unrequited love and spend the entire spring just pumping out pounds and pounds of pollen."
 

Radiant1

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If your allergies are acting up, it may be due to a lack of sex.

Sex between trees, that is.

WTOP Garden Editor Mike McGrath says while it sounds funny, it's no joke. It's science.

Lack of tree sex causes worse allergy symptoms - WTOP.com

"The female ginkgoes drop their fruit, which smells bad, and the ornamental crabapples drop these little rotten apples," says McGrath, who explains that many of the female trees are killed due to their unpleasant odor.

Each year, the District sprays down ginkgo trees to suppress the fruiting process, which in turn suppresses the smell.

With a smaller female tree population, areas are seeing more male trees, which are responsible for producing allergy-causing pollen.

"So, not only are there more trees producing pollen than there used to be because there isn't the mix, but we honestly think that the men are frustrated and they just keep shooting it into the air all season long," says McGrath. "These male trees would suffer great unrequited love and spend the entire spring just pumping out pounds and pounds of pollen."

I don't know about the ginkgos and crabapples, but the oak trees around my house are having a literal orgy! There's evidence of tree sex everywhere! :mad:
 

sockgirl77

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