GopherM
Darwin was right
At a bar, James Bond sits next to a phenomenal brunette. He glances at her and at his watch. She asks:
- Is the woman you're waiting for late?
- No - says Bond - I won this high tech watch and I'm testing it ...
- Oh yes? - asks the brunette - And what is special about this watch?
- It told me you have no panties on.
The girl laughs and replies: "I think your watch doesn't work! I have panties on".
James Bond moves his watch, pats it and says:
- Damn it! It's an hour early!
- Is the woman you're waiting for late?
- No - says Bond - I won this high tech watch and I'm testing it ...
- Oh yes? - asks the brunette - And what is special about this watch?
- It uses alpha waves to communicate with me, explains Bond.
- And what is it telling you now? - asks the puzzled brunette.
- It told me you have no panties on.
The girl laughs and replies: "I think your watch doesn't work! I have panties on".
James Bond moves his watch, pats it and says:
- Damn it! It's an hour early!