Hillary Joke Thread?

[Dougstermd]

we can put them all here so they are easy to find...


A Japanese doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in six weeks."

A German doctor says, "That is nothing. We can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in four weeks."

A British doctor says, "In my country medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have both of them out looking for work in two weeks."

The American doctor, not to be outdone, interjected, "You guys are way behind. We are about to take a woman with no brains, send her to Washington where she will become President, and then half the country will be out looking for work immediately."

 

[theArtistFormerlyKnownAs]

well here is an even better one:




Hillary Clinton as President.





That is all











in all seriousness....I haven't really watched enough of their campaigning to give a good opinion on whether she could actually make a good president :shrug:

 

[maceygirl12]

Hillary Fan

A teacher in Elmira, New York asked her 6th grade class how
many of them were Hillary fans.

Not really knowing what a Hillary fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different...Again.

Little Johnny says, 'Because I'm not a Hillary fan.'

The teacher says, 'Why aren't you a Hillary fan?'

Johnny says, 'Because I'm a Republican.'

The teacher asks HIM why he's a Republican.

Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my mom's a Republican and my dad's A Republican, so I'm a Republican'

The teacher asks, 'If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'

With a big smile, Little Johnny replies,
'That would make me a Hillary fan '

 

[White Buddah]

how true it is...

Nicely summed up too