Hillary Clinton gets elected President, and is spending her first night in the White House.
The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary asks:
"How can I best serve my country?"
Washington says: Never tell a lie."
"Ouch!" says Hillary, "I don't know about that."
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears... Hillary asks:
"How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."
"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears... Hillary asks:
"How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says, "Go to the theater".
The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary asks:
"How can I best serve my country?"
Washington says: Never tell a lie."
"Ouch!" says Hillary, "I don't know about that."
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears... Hillary asks:
"How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."
"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears... Hillary asks:
"How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says, "Go to the theater".
