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PelyKat
Guest
January 1 2009
HILLARY'S FIRST NIGHT AS PRESIDENT
Hillary Clinton
Was sworn in today as President
She has disposed of Bill and is spending her
<B>
first night alone in the White House.
</B>
She has waited several years for this.
FIRST NIGHT
Suddenly!
The ghost of George Washington appears to her,
and Hillary says,
<B>
"How can I best serve my country?"
</B>
Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
<B>
"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."
</B>
SECOND NIGHT
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...
<B>
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
</B>
Jefferson says,
"Listen to the people."
<B>
"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."
</B>
THIRD NIGHT
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...
<B>
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
</B>
Lincoln says,
"Go to the theater."
HILLARY'S FIRST NIGHT AS PRESIDENT
Hillary Clinton
Was sworn in today as President
She has disposed of Bill and is spending her
<B>
first night alone in the White House.
</B>
She has waited several years for this.
FIRST NIGHT
Suddenly!
The ghost of George Washington appears to her,
and Hillary says,
<B>
"How can I best serve my country?"
</B>
Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
<B>
"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."
</B>
SECOND NIGHT
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...
<B>
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
</B>
Jefferson says,
"Listen to the people."
<B>
"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."
</B>
THIRD NIGHT
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...
<B>
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
</B>
Lincoln says,
"Go to the theater."
