Hillbillies

[saddlemount]

Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze.

1st Hillbilly: "My wife sure is stupid! She bought an airconditioner."

2nd Hillbilly: "Why is that stupid?"

1st Hillbilly: "We ain't got no 'lectricity!"

2nd Hillbilly: "That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid, she bought one of them new fangled warshin' machines!"

1st Hillbilly: "Why is that so stupid?"

2nd Hillbilly: "Cause we ain't got no plummin'!"

3rd Hillbilly: "That ain't nuthin'! My wife is dumber than both yer wifes put together ....! I was going through her purse the other day lookin' fer some change, and I found 6 condoms in thar."

1st and 2nd Hillbillies: "Well what's so dumb about that?"

3rd Hillbilly: "She ain't got no pecker.

 

[just.me]

Good!

 

[Lilypad]

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans, North Carolinians, Virginians, and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES".
You must now refer to us as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.

 

[WildHorses]

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans, North Carolinians, Virginians, and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES".
You must now refer to us as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.

Proud to be an Appalachian-American.

 

[StarCat]

 

[craberta]

Hillbillies and wood

Ma huzbund iz uh hillbilly. He mayd uh motorsackel ramp outta wood, after usin it 4 tams, it brok. I think it wuz hiz 4th ramp. He wantstuh make a pool with wood n tarpaper, gotta keep an i on'em. He cud git kilt. Ah luv him