ServiceGuy
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Hillbilly Mirror
After living in the remote wilderness of Arkansas
All his Life, An old hillbilly decided it was time to
Visit the big city. In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and
Looks in it. Not Ever having seen one before, he remarked at the
Image staring Back at him, "How about that! Here's a picture of
My daddy." He bought the mirror thinking it was a picture of his daddy, so
On the way home he remembered his wife didn't like
His father. So he hung it in the barn, and every morning
Before leaving for The fields, he would go there and look at it.
His wife began to get suspicious of these many
Trips to the Barn.
One day after her husband left, she searched the
Barn and found The mirror. As she looked into the glass, she
Fumed, So that's the Ugly fu*kin
B*tch he's runnin' around with."
After living in the remote wilderness of Arkansas
All his Life, An old hillbilly decided it was time to
Visit the big city. In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and
Looks in it. Not Ever having seen one before, he remarked at the
Image staring Back at him, "How about that! Here's a picture of
My daddy." He bought the mirror thinking it was a picture of his daddy, so
On the way home he remembered his wife didn't like
His father. So he hung it in the barn, and every morning
Before leaving for The fields, he would go there and look at it.
His wife began to get suspicious of these many
Trips to the Barn.
One day after her husband left, she searched the
Barn and found The mirror. As she looked into the glass, she
Fumed, So that's the Ugly fu*kin
B*tch he's runnin' around with."
Cute!