Hiring bouncers for the Oscars

[vraiblonde]

Oscars adds crisis team to ceremony post-Will Smith slap

The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences is still dealing with the backlash following last year’s slapping incident involving Will Smith and Chris Rock.

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The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences is still dealing with the backlash following last year’s slapping incident involving Will Smith and Chris Rock.


To prevent future fiascos from happening, a crisis team will be standing by during this year’s ceremony for the first time ever.

AND!

Kramer believes that with a steady hand like Jimmy Kimmel hosting the show, things will be fine, but if not, the crisis team is on standby.

That's the only reason I'd watch the Oscars - to see if anyone punches anyone else out and gets escorted out by security.



But you have to read the statement by the Academy CEO - he is one brainless goober:

“Because of last year, we’ve opened our minds to the many things that can happen at the Oscars. But these crisis plans — the crisis communication teams and structures we have in place — allow us to say this is the group that we have to gather very quickly,” he explained. “This is how we all come together. This is the spokesperson. This will be the statement. And obviously depending on the specifics of the crisis, let’s hope something doesn’t happen and we never have to use these, but we already have frameworks in place that we can modify.”

 

[GregV814]

Racist:

Oscars
Emmys
SAG
Academy
CMA
GMA, well, no, it has a galoot football payer and a RR noboob woman

NOT RACIST:

BET

 

[Kyle]

That's the only reason I'd watch the Oscars - to see if anyone punches anyone else out and gets escorted out by security.

That right there, is the ONLY way the Oscars will ever regain an audience.

 

[vraiblonde]

That right there, is the ONLY way the Oscars will ever regain an audience.

Celebrity Death Match

 

[Kyle]

Celebrity Death Match

OH, Hell! I'll give them my card number right now for PPV.

Triple Fee if they let me pick the contenders.

 

[GregV814]

whatever happened with comedycentral's celebrity Deathmatch with the claymation figurines?? Funny as Hell...

 

[WingsOfGold]

Hollyweird............... gaf less. 2 billion old flicks out there I haven't seen yet.

 

[Monello]

I'd pay to see Will Smith punch Jimmy Kimmel.

 

[WingsOfGold]

I'd pay to see Will Smith punch Jimmy Kimmel.

I wanna see Tyrus take on the entire CNN and MSNBC staff and ALL the late night not so funny host.

 

[Louise]

I wanna see Tyrus take on the entire CNN and MSNBC staff and ALL the late night not so funny host.

Tyrus is awesome. Love him!

 

[WingsOfGold]

Tyrus is awesome. Love him!

No BS he succeeded through incredible odds. He's SMART too,

 

[blacklabman]

Tyrus is awesome. Love him!

Agreed, but does he need to keep hugging that belt like Linus and his security blanket.

 

[Grumpy]

Tyrus

 

[WingsOfGold]

Tyrus

I just hope he doesn't go tits up from a cardiac. I like the guy.
Outside if that, I think I can take him. I was the 112 lb county champ more than a few decades back,

 

[Grumpy]

I just hope he doesn't go tits up from a cardiac. I like the guy.
Outside if that, I think I can take him. I was the 112 lb county champ more than a few decades back,

But can you dance??

 

[WingsOfGold]

But can you dance??

No BUT I can scratch my balls with the best of them.

 

[Hijinx]

Hollyweird............... gaf less. 2 billion old flicks out there I haven't seen yet.

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[RoseRed]

The Gutfeld rerun is on now that Tyrus hosted earlier this week.