Hmmmmmm.........

[Mikeinsmd]

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four hour, surgical procedure.

A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies,
"I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his
testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!"

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely......

A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k

 

[mrweb]

 

[gooch]

 

[Wickedwrench]

Good one!

 

[Otter]

A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. Truth be told, he is not too experienced either.

On the wedding night, she cowers under the sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring.
"My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. Whatchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want to try something I have heard about numba 69"

More thoughtful silence, this time from him.



Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries...



"You want... Beef wiff Broccori?"

 

[K_Jo]

A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. Truth be told, he is not too experienced either.

On the wedding night, she cowers under the sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring.
"My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. Whatchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want to try something I have heard about numba 69"

More thoughtful silence, this time from him.



Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries...



"You want... Beef wiff Broccori?"

Is it wrong that I heard Marion Barry in my head when you did the husband's voice?

 

[mrweb]

Is it wrong that I heard Marion Barry in my head when you did the husband's voice?