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[tikipirate]

Saint Nicholas is revered by many as the patron saint of ... prostitutes!

Explains why the fat old gent is so jolly.

Might also explain his Dutch assistant 'Black Peter'.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Nicholas

 

[Ponytail]

That's pretty cool.

 

[river rat]

Saint Nicholas is revered by many as the patron saint of ... prostitutes!

Explains why the fat old gent is so jolly.

Might also explain his Dutch assistant 'Black Peter'.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Nicholas

Good thing I don't believe in patron saints cause that would really spoil the whole santa clause thing foe me...azz