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justhangn
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A man and his wife go before the judge looking for a divorce.
"On what grounds?" the judge asks. "Is he abusive?"
"No," she said.
"Is he unfaithful?"
"No."
"Well," said the confused judge, "what’s the problem?"
"I am seeking this divorce on grounds of hobosexuality!"
The judge, trying to stifle his laughter, asked, "Don't you
mean homosexuality?"
"No!" she replied, "I mean hobosexuality. He's a bum lay."
"On what grounds?" the judge asks. "Is he abusive?"
"No," she said.
"Is he unfaithful?"
"No."
"Well," said the confused judge, "what’s the problem?"
"I am seeking this divorce on grounds of hobosexuality!"
The judge, trying to stifle his laughter, asked, "Don't you
mean homosexuality?"
"No!" she replied, "I mean hobosexuality. He's a bum lay."