bigtw34
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There was a couple in Hawaii for thier honeymoon, and as they lay in bed about ready to consummate thier marriage, the wife turns to the husband and says " Honey before we do this, I have a confession to make. I have had sex with one other man. Tiger Woods."
The husband was shocked, but could totally understand being that Tiger Woods was rich, famous, and good looking. And then he started to like the idea that he married someone good enough for Tiger Woods.
So they go at it like there was no tomarrow.
When they were done, the husband walked over to the phone and was going to call room service and order something to eat.
The wife ask " What are you doing? Tiger wouldnt do that, he would come over here and do it again." So the husband put down the phone and went at it again.
When they finished again, the husband gets up tired and starving. He walks over to the phone and picks it up. The wife says " What are you doing? Tiger wouldnt do that, he would come over here and do it again." So the husband puts down the phone and goes at it again.
Finally the husband crawls over to the phone starving, and exhausted. Picks up the phone. The wife asks " Who are you calling now?"
The husband says " I'm calling Tiger Woods to see what the par is on this hole!"
The husband was shocked, but could totally understand being that Tiger Woods was rich, famous, and good looking. And then he started to like the idea that he married someone good enough for Tiger Woods.
So they go at it like there was no tomarrow.
When they were done, the husband walked over to the phone and was going to call room service and order something to eat.
The wife ask " What are you doing? Tiger wouldnt do that, he would come over here and do it again." So the husband put down the phone and went at it again.
When they finished again, the husband gets up tired and starving. He walks over to the phone and picks it up. The wife says " What are you doing? Tiger wouldnt do that, he would come over here and do it again." So the husband puts down the phone and goes at it again.
Finally the husband crawls over to the phone starving, and exhausted. Picks up the phone. The wife asks " Who are you calling now?"
The husband says " I'm calling Tiger Woods to see what the par is on this hole!"