Hollywood Finally Figures Out How to End COVID. Why Didn't We Think of This Sooner?

[GURPS]

Nearly two years after COVID (likely) escaped from the Wuhan Institute of Virology and kicked off a global pandemic, Hollywood stars have finally unveiled their silver bullet to end the pandemic: an open letter.

Seventy entertainers signed on to a letter produced by the nonprofit group CARE, calling for the end of COVID.

Dang, who knew it was that simple? Why didn’t anyone think of this before? If only someone had thought of a letter signed by the likes of Anne Hathaway, Sarah Silverman, and Eva Longoria back in January of 2020, we could have nipped this pandemic in the bud.

Don’t you just feel stupid for not thinking of this earlier?

“None of us are safe until all of us are safe,” the memo reads. “ We call on leaders gathering at the United Nations General Assembly Session to boldly act together to end COVID-19 everywhere. ”

Hollywood Finally Figures Out How to End COVID. Why Didn't We Think of This Sooner?

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[RoseRed]

They're sophisticated. Duh!

 

[Kyle]

Maybe they can get them to do the same thing for climate change.

 

[RoseRed]

Maybe they can get them to do the same thing for climate change.

You are so right! Can you draft that for them? I'd hate for them to hurt their brains. TIA!

 

[stgislander]

Maybe they can get them to do the same thing for climate change.

Or maybe the common cold.

 

[Sneakers]

I'm drafting one now to stop all poverty worldwide. This is so easy. I've also included text to get a backyard swimming pool.

 

[Kyle]

I'm drafting one now to stop all poverty worldwide. This is so easy. I've also included text to get a backyard swimming pool.

Add a JetSki.

 

[TPD]

Add a JetSki.

That will have to be a BIG backyard swimming pool to accommodate a jet ski!

 

[Kyle]

That will have to be a BIG backyard swimming pool to accommodate a jet ski!

hell every time I see people riding them they’re going in circles anyway.

 

[my-thyme]

 

[rio]

I say we all start our own fundraiser. We could all "Adopt An Arm" in a 3rd world country. After every shot you will receive a picture of the arm you adopted. The more boosters you pay for your adopted arm the more pictures you can hang on your fridge to show your friends how woke and caring you are.

 

[Kyle]

I say we all start our own fundraiser. We could all "Adopt An Arm" in a 3rd world country. After every shot you will receive a picture of the arm you adopted. The more boosters you pay for your adopted arm the more pictures you can hang on your fridge to show your friends how woke and caring you are.

Now I’m going to have to buy another magnet so I can to pin the picture next to Sally Struthers friend Babu.

 

[Sneakers]

That will have to be a BIG backyard swimming pool to accommodate a jet ski!

It's a sport...

jet skis in pools - Google Search

 

[GregV814]

you guys forgot something... CoCoa Goff, some 15 year old tennis player called for ,no DEMANDED CHANGE for social justice, and voila!!

 

[BOP]

Nearly two years after COVID (likely) escaped from the Wuhan Institute of Virology and kicked off a global pandemic, Hollywood stars have finally unveiled their silver bullet to end the pandemic: an open letter.

Seventy entertainers signed on to a letter produced by the nonprofit group CARE, calling for the end of COVID.

Dang, who knew it was that simple? Why didn’t anyone think of this before? If only someone had thought of a letter signed by the likes of Anne Hathaway, Sarah Silverman, and Eva Longoria back in January of 2020, we could have nipped this pandemic in the bud.

Don’t you just feel stupid for not thinking of this earlier?

“None of us are safe until all of us are safe,” the memo reads. “ We call on leaders gathering at the United Nations General Assembly Session to boldly act together to end COVID-19 everywhere. ”

Hollywood Finally Figures Out How to End COVID. Why Didn't We Think of This Sooner?

pjmedia.com

Hashtags or it won't happen.

 

[BOP]

hell every time I see people riding them they’re going in circles anyway.

When they're not running into the St. George's Island bridge.

 

[BOP]

I say we all start our own fundraiser. We could all "Adopt An Arm" in a 3rd world country. After every shot you will receive a picture of the arm you adopted. The more boosters you pay for your adopted arm the more pictures you can hang on your fridge to show your friends how woke and caring you are.

We're not real wokesters unless/until we can get someone else to pay for it. Nay, DEMAND it.

 

[BOP]

It's a sport...

jet skis in pools - Google Search

Add in "Bobbing for Tide Pods," and you have an Olympic sport.

Sadly, they would declare it trans-phobic. Any sport where men pretending to be women punching the sh8t out of real women isn't tranny friendly, and therefore, inherently trans-phobic.

Hey, I think I'm getting better at this woke stuff. It is tiring, though. I need a nap.