House Fires

PeoplesElbow

Well-Known Member
We seem to have more than our fair share of house fires here. Is it just me that seems to think this? Anyone venture to guess why?
 

Sneakers

Just sneakin' around....
Fireplaces in use that don't get cleaned often enough, attempts to make the place 'homey' by lighting candles and not paying attention, crackpot unemployed men playing scientist in the garage.....
 

PeoplesElbow

Well-Known Member
And what is this fair share, you got a swag? Since 1980 the US has experienced about a 50% reduction in annual home fires,
Seems like a lot more than where I grew up. Morons with fireworks and electrical fires just seem a lot more common in SOMD.

A lot more crackheads and shootings, maybe related.

Also seems to be a lot more public masturbators too.
 

limblips

Well-Known Member
PREMO Member
Every place has it odd quirks. I don't know about house fire statistics for SOMD vs the rest of the country but I do know we lead in the episiotomies by reciprocating saw category.
 

Bann

Doris Day meets Lady Gaga
PREMO Member
Fireplaces in use that don't get cleaned often enough, attempts to make the place 'homey' by lighting candles and not paying attention, crackpot unemployed men playing scientist in the garage.....
Space heaters are probably up there on causes. That and dirty chimneys, like Sneakers said.
:yay:
Annual chimney inspections and or cleanings as recommended by NFPA 211. When you have a chimney fire, it can spread to the house depending on many situations: construction of the chimney, where the chimney is located on the house, and the conditions of the fire, etc
 

RoseRed

American Beauty
PREMO Member
:yay:
Annual chimney inspections and or cleanings as recommended by NFPA 211. When you have a chimney fire, it can spread to the house depending on many situations: construction of the chimney, where the chimney is located on the house, and the conditions of the fire, etc
I will be calling you.
 

frequentflier

happy to be living
We heat with wood and have Chesapeake Chimney clean our chimney every summer. We also bought a much better and more efficient wood stove from them. Don't wait until heating season to get cleaned! I'm sure they are weeks out and the weather can affect their response/ availibility time.
 

Gilligan

#*! boat!
PREMO Member
:yay:
Annual chimney inspections and or cleanings as recommended by NFPA 211. When you have a chimney fire, it can spread to the house depending on many situations: construction of the chimney, where the chimney is located on the house, and the conditions of the fire, etc
Yep....I can vouch for that.
 

mdff21

Active Member
With more people being at home these days there are more chances of fire. One of the leading causes is kitchen fires, unattended cooking. Then we have those with wood stoves that dispose of the ashes in cardboard boxes, paper or plastic bags and put them on the deck or in the garage.
 
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