Dumping the libs and their garbage, blue cities – figuratively throwing their junk out on the lawn just in time for the sprinklers to go off – is so tempting and sounds so sweet. If only we could wave a magic wand and make the weirdos, losers, and mutations of the left just go away, along with annoying states like New Jersey. After all, they are pretty much a significantly less hot Amber Heard, and they are figuratively doing to America what she did to Johnny Depp's bed.
Pack your stuff, libs, and get out. You're someone else's problem now.
But as much fun as it is to simply wish our pinko ex would just disappear and that we in red America could buy a Porsche, rent a condo, lose some weight and get some hair plugs, then hook up with an eager actress/model/whatever half our age, that doesn't work out when middle-aged accountants do it, and it won't work out for us if we try it as a country. The devil is in the details, and the details get really, really devilish.
Pack your stuff, libs, and get out. You're someone else's problem now.
But as much fun as it is to simply wish our pinko ex would just disappear and that we in red America could buy a Porsche, rent a condo, lose some weight and get some hair plugs, then hook up with an eager actress/model/whatever half our age, that doesn't work out when middle-aged accountants do it, and it won't work out for us if we try it as a country. The devil is in the details, and the details get really, really devilish.
