How about a "Real Men of Genius" ad about SoMD.com?

[Tonio]

Borrowed from CollegeSlackers.com:

SoMD.com Presents: Real Men of Genius
(real men of genius)
Today we salute you, Mr. Forum Superhero.
(Mr. Forum Superhero)
You've given us the real Internet dream: Behind a computer dozens of miles away, you can be anybody you want.
(ANYBODY I WANT!)
Turning small achievements into great ones, and turning your welfare check into vast fortunes.
If there's a story, you'll top it. If there's a fight, you'll post a witty picture. And if there's girls, well then, your e-tool just grew 7 inches.
(I thank God for the Internet!)
So crack open an nice new thread, Flame Warrior. You know the way to a forum's heart…and a few ways to impress them.
(Mr. Forum Superhero)

 

[jazz lady]

Tonio, you're scaring me again.

 

[Tonio]

Tonio, you're scaring me again.

Boo! You're back in my siggy.

 

[jazz lady]

Boo! You're back in my siggy.

Whew. I can sleep soundly tonight.

 

[FromTexas]

Whew. I can sleep soundly tonight.

I guess you didn't realize he is standing outside your window. :shrug:

 

[jazz lady]

I guess you didn't realize he is standing outside your window. :shrug:

Okay, I'm wide awake now.

 

[FromTexas]

Okay, I'm wide awake now.

Oh, nm that is me. Ignore the shining from my labtop...

 

[vraiblonde]

You're back in my siggy.

I want to be in your siggy. I'll have to think of some insult to hurl your way.

 

[cattitude]

my labtop...

Now that I've sobered up, this looks strange.

 

[kom526]

How long before "Flame Warrior" becomes someones mpd?

 

[FromTexas]

Now that I've sobered up, this looks strange.

Its amazing what a little sobriety can do to change the world back to abnormal.


I'd like to teach the world to drink
In drunken harmony
I'd like to hold up a cheer
And click with company

I'd like to see the world for once
All sitting stool to stool
And hear them belch through the hills
Ah, peace throughout the land

 

[FromTexas]

How long before "Flame Warrior" becomes someones mpd?

Is that like Colin Farrel playing Alexander? Oh, wait, thats flaming warrior.

 

[Flame Warrior]

How long before "Flame Warrior" becomes someones mpd?

Did someone mention my name?

 

[Railroad]

Ahem. Tonio. Have a seat in this big soft chair. Tell me about your childhood.

 

[Tonio]

Ahem. Tonio. Have a seat in this big soft chair. Tell me about your childhood.

No MPDs for me. But you have a good quote for my siggy.