How I learned to Mind My Own Business

[Mike]

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day,
And all the patients were shouting, '13....13....13.'

The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a
Little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see
What was going on.....

Some bastard poked me in the eye with a stick!

Then they all started shouting '14....14....14'...

 

[GWguy]

That's like an old Benny Hill clip. He's sitting at a table saying, "21 today, 21 today..." Someone walks by and says "Oh, it's your 21st birthday? Have a drink on me!" "22 today, 22 today......."

 

[whome20603]