How many 1/2's make 1 whole dog?

Nanny Pam

Nanny Pam

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I just came from the gas station up at the Rt. 1 Wawa.
Woody was with me. His big ole head sticking out the window. Tail just a waggin'.
At the pump, the DRUNK (the weekend is here!) next to me was admiring Woody, and remarked on how big & pretty he was.
He told me about his dog. It went kinda like this....
(imagine him slurring his words and staggering while holding the gas pump.)

"I had a big dog once. He's deader that hell now, but he was big."

Me-- "Oh sorry to hear that....what kind of dog was he?"

"Let's see...he was 1/2 Lab, 1/2 German Shephard, 1/2 Poodle & 1/2 Foxhound."

I busted a gut! :roflmao:
 
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Cowgirl

Cowgirl

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Nanny Pam said:
I just came from the gas station up at the Rt. 1 Wawa.
Woody was with me. His big ole head sticking out the window. Tail just a waggin'.
At the pump, the DRUNK (the weekend is here!) next to me was admiring Woody, and remarked on how big & pretty he was.
He told me about his dog. It went kinda like this....
(imagine him slurring his words and staggering while holding the gas pump.)

"I had a big dog once. He's deader that hell now, but he was big."

Me-- "Oh sorry to hear that....what kind of dog was he?"

"Let's see...he was 1/2 Lab, 1/2 German Shephard, 1/2 Poodle & 1/2 Foxhound."

I busted a gut! :roflmao:
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So what's the problem? :confused:
 
Cowgirl

Cowgirl

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jaybeeztoo said:
I must be blind...what the hell is your av a picture of? :confused:
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:lol: It's legs....2 people in a hammock. I didn't realize that it didn't show up well until after I put it as my av. I'm too lazy right now to look for another one.
 
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