How many have been admitted into the ‘Court of Neptune' and when?

WingsOfGold

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April 12 1972, for me, going into South Atlantic enroute to Cape of Good Hope . Won 2 bucks. I made the Royal Baby cry. No shiit story.

Hands and knees crawling length of flight deck, Royal Dentist, cargo Net high pressure salt water bath, royal garbage chute, locks and stocks, eggs you name it all the while having the shiit beat out of you with fire hoses aka shillelaghs. I thought I was cute and shaved my head beforehand so the Royal Barber was waiting for me, hand full of MolyB grease all over my scalp and face. Anyway time to kiss the baby's belly and get the cherry out of his navel. I bet my buddy I could make him cry, he said "you're on". So he grabs me by my ears and pulls............. I opened my mouth and chomped! he yells, they beat. It was worth it.......... I guess, two bucks was a all nighter in Olongapo.
In today's crunt navy they could never get away with it.
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