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How many horses does it take to change a Light Bulb?
Warmblood: Light bulb? What light bulb?
Any foal: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and
you're inside worrying about a stupid light bulb?
Shetland pony: I can't reach the stupid lamp!
Thoroughbred: Just one. And I'll rewire the barn while I'm at it.
Saddlebred: Sorry. Just had my hooves and mane done.
Morgan: Oh, me me me!!! Pleeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I?
Quarter Horse: Let him do it. You can pet me while he's busy.
Trakehner: Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?
Akhal-teke: Zero! We aren't afraid of the dark!
Holsteiner: How DARE that light bulb burn out! How DARE you ask
me to change it! OH! (flouncing off)
Appaloosa: No, don't change it. If it's dark, maybe no one will see me raiding the feed room.
Arab: That's what we pay the help for. I'll just chew on his shirttail while he's at it.
Connemara: We'll just be after havin' a nip of the Bushmill's, we will, and then
we'll not be noticin' th' light.
Andalusian: Let the maid do it. I need to go roll in the mud.
Clydesdale: Och, an' ye'll just be usin' up the 'lectricity, ye will. Better tae use a wee but o' candle.
Better yet t' not waste either and just get' sleep when the sun gaes doon. Electricity is verra dear.
NSH
fidgeting) Lights? Lights? Where? Do you want me to pose" This is my good side …
No, wait, let me get my mane straight … No, wait, this angle is all wrong.
No, wait, maybe this is my good side. So ... do you want dramatic … or bold … or maybe sensitive?
Warmblood: Light bulb? What light bulb?
Any foal: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and
you're inside worrying about a stupid light bulb?
Shetland pony: I can't reach the stupid lamp!
Thoroughbred: Just one. And I'll rewire the barn while I'm at it.
Saddlebred: Sorry. Just had my hooves and mane done.
Morgan: Oh, me me me!!! Pleeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I?
Quarter Horse: Let him do it. You can pet me while he's busy.
Trakehner: Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?
Akhal-teke: Zero! We aren't afraid of the dark!
Holsteiner: How DARE that light bulb burn out! How DARE you ask
me to change it! OH! (flouncing off)
Appaloosa: No, don't change it. If it's dark, maybe no one will see me raiding the feed room.
Arab: That's what we pay the help for. I'll just chew on his shirttail while he's at it.
Connemara: We'll just be after havin' a nip of the Bushmill's, we will, and then
we'll not be noticin' th' light.
Andalusian: Let the maid do it. I need to go roll in the mud.
Clydesdale: Och, an' ye'll just be usin' up the 'lectricity, ye will. Better tae use a wee but o' candle.
Better yet t' not waste either and just get' sleep when the sun gaes doon. Electricity is verra dear.
NSH
fidgeting) Lights? Lights? Where? Do you want me to pose" This is my good side … No, wait, let me get my mane straight … No, wait, this angle is all wrong.
No, wait, maybe this is my good side. So ... do you want dramatic … or bold … or maybe sensitive?
