How Often Do You Fart in Your Place of Work?

[Misfit]

http://theblacksheeponline.com/article/is-farting-in-the-workplace-acceptable

In the real world people pretend to act like adults. They wear drab clothes, eat salad, and schedule their sex lives. They will want you to follow suit. They will tell you what they think you need to know to survive out there—but they’ll only tell you the real PC stuff: work hard, get hitched, sip, don’t chug. But no one asks the hard questions and no one gives you the honest answers.

Like, for example, in your new old-person job, is it ok to fart?

 

[MMDad]

It's easier to count the times I don't fart.

 

[Roman]

I never fart!!

 

[Ken King]

I never fart!!

We know!

 

[Gilligan]

I even routinely fart in the boss's office.

 

[AnthonyJames]

Yes, but always in front of my desk fan so it blows into the big cheese's office.

 

[Misfit]

I think I ate something bad for lunch and I'm throwing these metrics off quite a bit right now.


:toot:

 

[czygvtwkr]

Today I have a rancid, metallic, rotten chilli smell.

 

[nobody really]

these forum never fail to entertain....



btw, i never fart at work unless its the cubicle of a coworker i'm not fond of. then its SBD.

 

[GWguy]

Men fart over 15 times a day and woman 10. If you didn't fart at work you'd explode.