How Often Do You Fart in Your Place of Work?

How Often Do You Fart in Your Place of Work?

  • Whenever I have to fart.

    Votes: 10 66.7%
  • If I’m pretty sure no one else is around.

    Votes: 4 26.7%
  • If it’s an emergency.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Oh god, never. I’m not a monster.

    Votes: 1 6.7%

  • Total voters
    15

Misfit

Lawful neutral
http://theblacksheeponline.com/article/is-farting-in-the-workplace-acceptable

In the real world people pretend to act like adults. They wear drab clothes, eat salad, and schedule their sex lives. They will want you to follow suit. They will tell you what they think you need to know to survive out there—but they’ll only tell you the real PC stuff: work hard, get hitched, sip, don’t chug. But no one asks the hard questions and no one gives you the honest answers.

Like, for example, in your new old-person job, is it ok to fart?
 

Misfit

Lawful neutral
I think I ate something bad for lunch and I'm throwing these metrics off quite a bit right now.


:toot:
 

nobody really

I need a nap
these forum never fail to entertain....



btw, i never fart at work unless its the cubicle of a coworker i'm not fond of. then its SBD.
 
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