How stupid am I?

Sparks

New Member
I deserve a good :smack:

My 3 yr old was being stubborn in the ring so I decided to take her for a short walk on the trails at home - ALONE.

Guess who made it back to the barn first?????? Dumba$$.

:deadhorse :deadhorse :deadhorse :deadhorse :deadhorse
 

Giddy up!

New Member
Sparks said:
I deserve a good :smack:

My 3 yr old was being stubborn in the ring so I decided to take her for a short walk on the trails at home - ALONE.

Guess who made it back to the barn first?????? Dumba$$.

:deadhorse :deadhorse :deadhorse :deadhorse :deadhorse
i would put my money on the :deadhorse !!!
 

Sparks

New Member
Giddy up! said:
i would put my money on the :deadhorse !!!


DING-DING-DING!!! We have a winner.........

This looks familiar :otter: except if I was drinking it would've been much more fun and bar stools don't freakin' run home.........
 

persimmoncf

Persimmon Creek Farm
Sparks said:
I deserve a good :smack:

My 3 yr old was being stubborn in the ring so I decided to take her for a short walk on the trails at home - ALONE.

Guess who made it back to the barn first?????? Dumba$$.

:deadhorse :deadhorse :deadhorse :deadhorse :deadhorse

Well it sounds like you survived and lesson learned. :flowers:
 

Sparks

New Member
Giddy up! said:
Good thing they always well most of the time...run for home!


Yes, thank god for that. Oh, and lucky me, the men were there sealing my driveway when my riderless horse flew by. If I spoke spanish I'd probably be even more embarrassed. :lmao:
 

Giddy up!

New Member
Sparks said:
Yes, thank god for that. Oh, and lucky me, the men were there sealing my driveway when my riderless horse flew by. If I spoke spanish I'd probably be even more embarrassed. :lmao:
does your horse have asphalt hooves now?
 

Sparks

New Member
Giddy up! said:
does your horse have asphalt hooves now?


No, fortunately she didn't cross it. I'd have never heard the end of that one if there were hoof prints in the driveway....
 

Giddy up!

New Member
Sparks said:
No, fortunately she didn't cross it. I'd have never heard the end of that one if there were hoof prints in the driveway....
But we let our kids put there hand prints in the concrete walkway...it would of been cute! :lmao:
 

Sadielady

Ahhhh Florida!
Sparks said:
I deserve a good :smack:

My 3 yr old was being stubborn in the ring so I decided to take her for a short walk on the trails at home - ALONE.

Guess who made it back to the barn first?????? Dumba$$.

:deadhorse :deadhorse :deadhorse :deadhorse :deadhorse
I am glad I wasn't the one who asked the question... :lmao:
 

Sparks

New Member
Giddy up! said:
But we let our kids put there hand prints in the concrete walkway...it would of been cute! :lmao:

I think it could be cute too but not everybody in my house would think so :whistle:

I pressed some horse shoes in my concrete barn aisle, it looks pretty cool.
 

kbeachcat123

Jack Russells RULE!
Sparks said:
I deserve a good :smack:

My 3 yr old was being stubborn in the ring so I decided to take her for a short walk on the trails at home - ALONE.

Guess who made it back to the barn first?????? Dumba$$.

:deadhorse :deadhorse :deadhorse :deadhorse :deadhorse


If one was to read this (and unfamiliar with the topic); they could take this the wrong way. Took me one read further to see DUH --- HORSE. Is the stubborn 3-year old a male? go figure.

I rode a horse one time, scared the cr@p out of me. Scarily tall, too strong. Maybe you can teach me on say, a small mule???
 

Sparks

New Member
Yeah, I guess you could take this another way. :lmao:
Actually the stubborn 3 yr old is a female (horse) aka Stubborn Biatch.

I seriously prefer geldings, don't know how I ended up with this SB, oh yeah, must have been another stupid moment.

I'm starting to see a pattern here..... :stupid:
 
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Robin

New Member
Sparks said:
Yeah, I guess you could take this another way. :lmao:
Actually the stubborn 3 yr old is a female (horse) aka Stubborn Biatch.

I seriously prefer geldings, don't know how I ended up with this SB, oh yeah, must have been another stupid moment.

I'm starting to see a pattern here..... :stupid:
glad you are O.K.
make note to self...I learned something that I am not going to do again....
 
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