A redhead, a brunette and a blonde robbed a bank. They escaped in a car and drove to a deserted road where they located an abandoned barn. They ran inside and found burlap sacks in a corner. All three found a sack and climbed in just as the local police arrived.
The policeman went inside and noticed the sacks in the corner. He kicked the first sack and the brunette responded with "Meow, meow". He said, "Well, there's nothing in this sack but a bunch of kittens."
He proceeded to the second sack with the redhead in it and kicked that sack. The redhead responded with "Bow-wow, Bow-wow." He said, "Well, there's nothing in this sack but a bunch of puppies."
He proceeded to the third sack with the blonde inside. He kicked that sack. Nothing. He kicked it again. Nothing. He hauled off and really kicked it. Out jumped the blonde who responded with "Duh! Potatoes!"
The policeman went inside and noticed the sacks in the corner. He kicked the first sack and the brunette responded with "Meow, meow". He said, "Well, there's nothing in this sack but a bunch of kittens."
He proceeded to the second sack with the redhead in it and kicked that sack. The redhead responded with "Bow-wow, Bow-wow." He said, "Well, there's nothing in this sack but a bunch of puppies."
He proceeded to the third sack with the blonde inside. He kicked that sack. Nothing. He kicked it again. Nothing. He hauled off and really kicked it. Out jumped the blonde who responded with "Duh! Potatoes!"