Tonio
Asperger's Poster Child
From "I'm With Stupid" by Weingarten and Barreca:
A woman goes to her dentist, a man, for her regular checkup. As she leans back in the examination room chair, she looks into the dentist's eyes with wanton lust. The dentist smiles at her. She begins caressing his belly, then reaches lower and unzips his fly. Sliding her hand into his pants, she gently cups his testicles and says...
"Now, doctor, we're not going to hurt each other, are we?"
A woman goes to her dentist, a man, for her regular checkup. As she leans back in the examination room chair, she looks into the dentist's eyes with wanton lust. The dentist smiles at her. She begins caressing his belly, then reaches lower and unzips his fly. Sliding her hand into his pants, she gently cups his testicles and says...
"Now, doctor, we're not going to hurt each other, are we?"