How to simulate being in the Navy

[dgates80]

How To Simulate Being In The Navy | The Lexicans

1. Paint a dumpster grey inside and out. Live in it for at least six months.

2. Run all the pipes and wires outside the walls

3. Paint your house... Monthly.
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9. Disassemble and inspect your lawn mower once a week.

See link for all 31 steps to simulate shipboard navy life....

 

[b23hqb]

Saw reveille, but what about evening colors at sunset? Complete with loud-speakered bugle Evening Colors, followed by the "Carry On" riff.

 

[Larry Gude]

 

[GURPS]

9. Disassemble and inspect your lawn mower once a week.

I'll bet that sucker NEVER Breaks Down ....

 

[cwo_ghwebb]

I'll bet that sucker NEVER Breaks Down ....

Only if torn down and reassembled by a nuke. Those guys don't take a crap without a checklist!

 

[limblips]

Don't forget to fully appreciate the feel of being in the Navy, have a randon unknown take a $hit in your shower once every couple of weeks. Every ship had a "Phantom $hitter".