How to survive living with a woman...

Kyle

Beloved Misanthrope
PREMO Member
1. Treat Her Like A Car

2. Make sure any unusual noises can be safely ignored.

3. Ensure you have sole ownership.

4. Make sure that there is a proper response when you put your
foot down, and that it is easy to control.

5. Take care not to allow too much steam or moisture to build
up when away from home.

6. Security: ensure no Joy riders can get their hands on it.

7. Verify that airbags come out when required. Fit extra padding
if necessary.

8. It is useful to have more than one for different purposes.

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