How will you die?

[jlabsher]

Take the test!

 

[RoseRed]

Stung to death by a swarm of killer bees!

 

[LPMEDIC]

Decapitation by Cannabilistic Head Hunters

 

[Kyle]

Whooo Hoooooo!

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[Sharon]

When your death comes, you will be
Struck by a Meteor!

Maybe I will be standing next to Kyle when the time comes.

 

[Kyle]

Originally posted by Sharon
When your death comes, you will be
Struck by a Meteor!

Maybe I will be with Kyle when the time comes.

You too, huh? With these odds it must mean we're gonna get hit at a Forum Gathering or on the Pistol Range.

 

[Jameo]

Slaughtered attempting beastiality with a Kodiac!


What a grizzly end. Imagine the how the coroner will explain these findings.
I'm sure your family will keep this hush hush!


WTF? I'm not going out like that!

 

[jazz lady]

When your death comes, you will be

Crushed by a Giant Duck!

This foul freak of nature will spell your demise by bringing it's massive weight to bear on your wretched mortal existence
Who would ever believe it?

Lord love a duck! Even this place can't use it's/its properly!

 

[RoseRed]

Originally posted by Jameo
Slaughtered attempting beastiality with a Kodiac!

Does JD know about this???

 

[Jameo]

Originally posted by RoseRed
Does JD know about this???

ssshhh

 

[RoseRed]

Originally posted by Jameo
ssshhh

Now what should I do with this information....

 

[Tonio]

I prefer to make up my own:

Caught in the middle during a gang war between the American Family Association and the Fund for a Feminist Majority (or between the NRA and PETA)

Trying valiantly to stop Dr. Evil from detonating his Evil Bomb, which would turn all men on the planet into Blofeld look-alikes.

Shouting "Earnhardt was a queer!" at Pennie's Bar. (I'm not homophobic. I just think that scenario sounds funny.)

Decapitated by a sheet of glass sliding from a flatbed truck while trying to rid the world of the AntiChrist... oops, sorry, that was David Warner.

 

[jazz lady]

Originally posted by Tonio
Shouting "Earnhardt was a queer!" at Pennie's Bar. (I'm not homophobic. I just think that scenario sounds funny.)

Don't mess with their NASCAR boyz!

 

[Jameo]

"quote:
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Originally posted by Tonio
Shouting "Earnhardt Jr is a queer!" at Pennie's Bar. (I'm not homophobic. I just think that scenario sounds funny.)

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That works.."


Gordon is the queer!!



Jr is a hottie!

 

[Kain99]

Crushed by a Giant Duck!

This foul freak of nature will spell your demise by bringing it's massive weight to bear on your wretched mortal existence
Who would ever believe it?

 

[migtig]

Results:
When your death comes, you will be
Struck by a train at a railroad crossing!


Remember to obey the crossing gates!
Your impatience will be your end!

Ummm, How come my result isn't as wild as ya'lls?

 

[Tonio]

Originally posted by Jameo

Gordon is the queer!!

My theory about Gordon? Maybe the NASCAR bigwigs took the WWF approach and recruited Gordon to be stock car racing's bad guy. Gordon embodies almost everything that Southern working folk hate--he's from California, he's apparently never worked a day in his life, and he has pretty-boy looks like the guys in N'Sync. If I were desigining a NASCAR bad guy, the only thing I would change is to make him an aggressive New Yorker, complete with a loud nasal accent.

 

[Kyle]

Originally posted by Tonio
... If I were desigining a NASCAR bad guy, the only thing I would change is to make him an aggressive New Yorker, complete with a loud nasal accent.

"...... And Fran Drescher takes the Checkered Flag!"

 

[Pete]

Originally posted by Tonio


My theory about Gordon? Maybe the NASCAR bigwigs took the WWF approach and recruited Gordon to be stock car racing's bad guy. Gordon embodies almost everything that Southern working folk hate--he's from California, he's apparently never worked a day in his life, and he has pretty-boy looks like the guys in N'Sync. If I were desigining a NASCAR bad guy, the only thing I would change is to make him an aggressive New Yorker, complete with a loud nasal accent.

They have that already, the Bodines.

 

[Otter]

Originally posted by dpete2q
They have that already, the Bodines.