How would Rossignol write the headline?

Pete

Repete
I noticed today when clicking a link that the obnoxious Momma Leoni's audio add is gone from ST.Mary's today's website. I had to go to Callaway and saw the place was still open though.

This got me wondering how the infamous acerbic tongued Rossignol would write the headline for his own pizza place going under since he loves to blast others.

So here is your shot, you get to be Rossignol. Write the headline for the story that his pizza joint is going bankrupt and he is sticking his landlord for $27,000 in back rent and probably countless others.



Pussfaced Pizza Pusher goes belly up bilking creditors out of dough.

Scumbag deadbeat rips off landlord for over $27 grand.

Brick oven bilking; I'll gladly pay you tomorrow for a pizza today.
 
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Pete

Repete
Despite winning big bucks in taxpayer money from a law suit, Newspaper man gives creditors the big pepperoni.
 

Pete

Repete
Hold the anchovies; this story is fishy. Pizza man wins big lawsuit but cannot pay bills.
 

vraiblonde

Board Mommy
PREMO Member
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:lol:

Honestly, I don't feel sorry for that landlord. Rossignol's "business" tactics are no huge secret around the county. And all you have to do is pull up his court record on the internet and you'll see that he seems to have a problem with paying his debts.
 

Pete

Repete
vraiblonde said:
:lol:

Honestly, I don't feel sorry for that landlord. Rossignol's "business" tactics are no huge secret around the county. And all you have to do is pull up his court record on the internet and you'll see that he seems to have a problem with paying his debts.
In that case

Local deadbeat businessnam Ken Rentnotatall bilks another landlord.
 
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