... to a Realtor ?
The kind you build in your back yard or tree. Go around the neighborhood scrounging up wood and metal. When I was a kid my parents let us (the neighborhood kids) build a massive fort in our backyard. It was the coolest place to go and get away with just about anything (smoking, drinking, girls, playboy magazines, etc...). It had two floors, secret passages... Not to mention it kept us busy for an entire summer and out of our parents' hair.The kind you build in your living room with cushions and blankets?