A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art."
"Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?"
"Twelve thirty."
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Morris, an 82-year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.
A couple of days later the doctor spoke to the man and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"
Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doctor, "Get a hot mamma and be cheerful."
The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said you got a heart murmur. Be careful."
"Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?"
"Twelve thirty."
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Morris, an 82-year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.
A couple of days later the doctor spoke to the man and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"
Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doctor, "Get a hot mamma and be cheerful."
The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said you got a heart murmur. Be careful."