I am afraid of this

poster

New Member
That huge moon looks mean.

The moon's gotta go ..or at least be changed to look happy.

Hope they realize the hanging curtain behind the crib is a danger sometime before the kid smoothers itself. It's pretty but come on, where's the common sense.
 

vraiblonde

Board Mommy
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Will you come baby-proof my house, please?

I can do better. We took up a collection for a bubble - sanitized, sterilized, with no decorative items that might smother little Vrai_Jo.

If you don't want it, I'm sure there are any number of Mommies on here who would be glad to have it as a giftover. :lol:
 

Larry Gude

Strung Out
All...

Will you come baby-proof my house, please?

...you need to know is don't smother your baby. Oh, and don't drown it either. And, while you're at it, don't feed it whiskey. Or household cleaner. Uh...no sharp objects until it is 21 or living on it's own. No car keys, not now, not ever. Umm...no phones, computers or windows it may fall/jump out. Let it get dirty. It will keep it healthy. Just clean it once in awhile. Play with it. A lot. It won't break, and if it does, it will heal. That's most of it. Watch the drapes. It'll get peanut butter all over them. And anything else it can reach. Forever. Until it has it's own drapes.

What else?
 

vraiblonde

Board Mommy
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PS, Christina A toured while she was pregnant. Extensive dance routines and everything.

:popcorn:
 
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