I am having a terrible time........

limblips · Oct 29, 2011

convincing my wife that the smoke detector is not a cooking timer!

DEEKAYPEE8569 · Nov 8, 2011

limblips said:
convincing my wife that the smoke detector is not a cooking timer!

I guess, "Honey, the food is cooked before that particular buzzer goes off" doesn't work either.

struggler44 · Nov 8, 2011

limblips said:
convincing my wife that the smoke detector is not a cooking timer!

What do you call a woman with two black eyes....

A slow learner

DEEKAYPEE8569 · Nov 9, 2011

struggler44 said:
What do you call a woman with two black eyes....

A slow learner

Okay.....that's just plain wrong.....