I blame Global Warming for aggressive deer...

[Ponytail]

They're pissed, and not gonna take it anymore...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/usatoday/20...u_aB2YD;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl

"Rambunctious deer don't always observe the biological clock. In August 2004, out of the mating season, a buck pummeled Gene Novikoff, 80, near Cameron, Mont. Novikoff suffered a broken rib. "He looked like he was in a bar fight," says warden Marc Glines of the Montana Department of Fish, Wildlife and Parks. Glines, who killed the deer, says it was "in need of psychoanalysis."





Now, where's my M60?

 

[Lenny]

Could it be more sinister than that?

They're pissed, and not gonna take it anymore...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/usatoday/20...u_aB2YD;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl

"Rambunctious deer don't always observe the biological clock. In August 2004, out of the mating season, a buck pummeled Gene Novikoff, 80, near Cameron, Mont. Novikoff suffered a broken rib. "He looked like he was in a bar fight," says warden Marc Glines of the Montana Department of Fish, Wildlife and Parks. Glines, who killed the deer, says it was "in need of psychoanalysis."

Could pissed off deer be causing "global warming?" Think about it before you dismiss it. It makes as much sense as any other explanation.

 

[jazz lady]

Too many people ignore the fact that deer are WILD animals and rather unpredictable and capable of agression, especially during the mating season. They are NOT the Disney-esque "Bambi" they think they are.

 

[Larry Gude]

Yeah...

Too many people ignore the fact that deer are WILD animals and rather unpredictable and capable of agression, especially during the mating season. They are NOT the Disney-esque "Bambi" they think they are.

...but that's what I'm thinking when I get my sights on 'em!

"Die, Bambi, you little Disney bastard! When I get done blowing your heart out and guttin' you I'm gonna find that little sum ##### Thumper pal of yours and blow him away out of spite!"

BLAM!!!


BLAM!!!


HAHAHAHAH


BLAM!!!!

Disney Deer burgers! ahaahaahaaaha!!!!


Uh....oh....


Sorry. I'm better now.

 

[Vince]

...but that's what I'm thinking when I get my sights on 'em!

"Die, Bambi, you little Disney bastard! When I get done blowing your heart out and guttin' you I'm gonna find that little sum ##### Thumper pal of yours and blow him away out of spite!"

BLAM!!!


BLAM!!!


HAHAHAHAH


BLAM!!!!

Disney Deer burgers! ahaahaahaaaha!!!!


Uh....oh....


Sorry. I'm better now.

 

[SamSpade]

Could pissed off deer be causing "global warming?" Think about it before you dismiss it. It makes as much sense as any other explanation.

Didn't they "prove" it was primarily due to cow methane?

Basically - cow farts?

 

[Bustem' Down]

Didn't they "prove" it was primarily due to cow methane?

Basically - cow farts?

Well that and the fact that the globe warms in between ice ages and last time I checked the polar ice cap isn't sliding over Kansas right now.

 

[Ponytail]

...but that's what I'm thinking when I get my sights on 'em!

"Die, Bambi, you little Disney bastard! When I get done blowing your heart out and guttin' you I'm gonna find that little sum ##### Thumper pal of yours and blow him away out of spite!"...

Sorry. I'm better now.