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[Lilypad]

"In God We Trust"

 

[slotted]

Pepsi has a new "patriotic" can coming out with pictures of the Empire State Building, and the Pledge of Allegiance on them.
However, Pepsi left out two little words on the pledge, "Under God."
Pepsi said they didn't want to offend anyone.
In that case, we don't want to offend anyone at the Pepsi corporate office, either!
So if we don't buy any Pepsi product, they will not be offended when they don't receive our money that has the words

"In God We Trust" on it.

Snopes is your friend you effin tard!

 

[Winn Dixie]

Pepsi has a new "patriotic" can coming out with pictures of the Empire State Building, and the Pledge of Allegiance on them.
However, Pepsi left out two little words on the pledge, "Under God."
Pepsi said they didn't want to offend anyone.
In that case, we don't want to offend anyone at the Pepsi corporate office, either!
So if we don't buy any Pepsi product, they will not be offended when they don't receive our money that has the words

"In God We Trust" on it.

 

[Lilypad]

Snopes is your friend you effin tard!

Why don't you take the rest of the day off!

 

[K_Jo]

Why don't you take the rest of the day off!

I heard he does his best work after dark.

 

[slotted]

Why don't you take the rest of the day off!

Because I'm a stay at home mom and can't.


Jesus cuts my grass.

 

[slotted]

because I'm an effin retard

:fixed:

 

[Lilypad]

Because I'm a stay at home moron and can't.

Jesus cuts my grass.

:fixed

 

[BOHDEN]

Why don't you take the rest of the day off!

i need a day off

 

[Nanny Pam]

Because I'm a stay at home mom and can't.


Jesus takes the wheel.

:fixed:

 

[slotted]

Dear Secret Admirer,
Yes, I do pride myself in being an #######.