I got my hair cut today...

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chaotic

This is your captain!
It looked good at the hair-cutting place, but when I got home, it makes me look a little too much like Lloyd from Dumb and Dumber. I don't think it was the hair stylist chick, just a fundamental misunderstanding between the hair and me as to what it's role is, which is to make me look studly.
 
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dems4me

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chaotic said:
I don't think it was the hair stylist chick, just a fundamental misunderstanding between the hair and me as to what it's role is, which is to make me look studly.
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Just like this fundamental misunderstanding between you and her last week? :lol:
 

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morganj614

morganj614

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chaotic said:
It looked good at the hair-cutting place, but when I got home, it makes me look a little too much like Lloyd from Dumb and Dumber. I don't think it was the hair stylist chick, just a fundamental misunderstanding between the hair and me as to what it's role is, which is to make me look studly.
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It's not the haircut that makes you look studly.....It's the potato in your pants:yay:
 
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chaotic

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morganj614 said:
It's not the haircut that makes you look studly.....It's the potato in your pants:yay:
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Gotta remember to only put one big one in there, not 4-5 small ones. The girls don't talk to me when I do that.
 
kwillia

kwillia

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dems4me said:
french fry :lol:
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At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on....
But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a big mac and you've bought me a French fry!
I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans!
Go on now go, walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't catch you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count???!
(Chorus) I will survive! I will survive!
'Cause as long as I have batteries,
My sex life is alive!
 
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dems4me

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kwillia said:
At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on....
But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a big mac and you've bought me a French fry!
I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans!
Go on now go, walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't catch you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count???!
(Chorus) I will survive! I will survive!
'Cause as long as I have batteries,
My sex life is alive!
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I remember that one!! :killingme: I remember that one!!! :killingme: How timely!!!! :roflmao: :killingme:
 
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chaotic

This is your captain!
dems4me said:
I remember that one!! :killingme: I remember that one!!! :killingme: How timely!!!! :roflmao: :killingme:
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I don't know if I want to be associated with this thread anymore... I might get a reputation. If people start calling me French Fry or something, can I at least get a disable tag for my car?
 
mAlice

mAlice

professional daydreamer
chaotic said:
I don't know if I want to be associated with this thread anymore... I might get a reputation. If people start calling me French Fry or something, can I at least get a disable tag for my car?
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French fry, disable...yeah, I think you could get a disable tag for that.
 
Agee

Agee

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chaotic said:
:roflmao:
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K-otic,

:gossip: will be pleased that you are entertaing :gossip: , since :gossip: has been bugging :gossip: to play with her on the forums because :gossip: is bored!

While :gossip: is up to her azz in cake batter. Trying to make a :bdaycake: big enough to feed 200 peeps.

Thank you in advance for Kwilly :yay:



Is it cake yet?
 
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Nickel

Nickel

curiouser and curiouser
I love how whenever it's time for Dems to go home, she announces it, like a news anchor or a drama club chick.....
[typical Dems exit]
"Have a good night ya'all, don't get too wet out there, and drive carefully!!!!!"
[cheesy thumbs up and wink]
[and.....Scene!]
 
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