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Pete

Repete
Telemarketers :burning: 5 calls just since I got home at 5 and 2 voice mails. :burning: WTH is going on sweeps week?
 
Pete said:
Telemarketers :burning: 5 calls just since I got home at 5 and 2 voice mails. :burning: WTH is going on sweeps week?
Hmmmm... I wonder if it was your phone number someone kept righting down when the filled out the sweepstakes and questionaire forms they kept running into while they were on vacation...:bubble:
 

Vince

......
Get yourself on the "Do not call" list. I haven't gotten telemarketer calling in a few years.
 

Toxick

Splat
Pete said:
Telemarketers :burning: 5 calls just since I got home at 5 and 2 voice mails. :burning: WTH is going on sweeps week?




I find it quite theraputic to yell at them.
Hurl personal attacks insults, and get really really offensive.



After about two of those babies, all the day's stress melts right away.
 

soul4sale

New Member
Vince said:
Get yourself on the "Do not call" list. I haven't gotten telemarketer calling in a few years.

Same here. Not a big fan of overarching federal programs, but this one is a godsend.
 

virgovictoria

Tight Pants and Lipstick
PREMO Member
kwillia said:
Hmmmm... I wonder if it was your phone number someone kept righting down when the filled out the sweepstakes and questionaire forms they kept running into while they were on vacation...:bubble:

:notetoself: :coffee:
 

RodRugg

Active Member
My grandma HATES telemarketers with all her might and she's not afraid to prove it! My grandma loves to read the Bible while she watches her stories on TV. Whenever somebody on the TV does something against God's Word she tries to see how fast she can find it in her Bible and then she yells it out at the top of her lungs like a game show. She goes nuts if anybody bothers her. Anyways, one time this man called from the Kiwanas trying to sell some light bulbs or dish rags or something. She got so angry she didn't even hang the phone up before she busted out the front door. She ran non-stop halfways across town to the Kiwanas and kicked the front door right off the hinges with her bare feet. There wasn't nobody there but she ripped the phone right out of the socket and fired it through a window. She got in BIG trouble but Kiwanas never called back. I am NOT saying do this, but only that my grandma HATES telemarketers.
 

RoseRed

American Beauty
PREMO Member
RodRugg said:
My grandma HATES telemarketers with all her might and she's not afraid to prove it! My grandma loves to read the Bible while she watches her stories on TV. Whenever somebody on the TV does something against God's Word she tries to see how fast she can find it in her Bible and then she yells it out at the top of her lungs like a game show. She goes nuts if anybody bothers her. Anyways, one time this man called from the Kiwanas trying to sell some light bulbs or dish rags or something. She got so angry she didn't even hang the phone up before she busted out the front door. She ran non-stop halfways across town to the Kiwanas and kicked the front door right off the hinges with her bare feet. There wasn't nobody there but she ripped the phone right out of the socket and fired it through a window. She got in BIG trouble but Kiwanas never called back. I am NOT saying do this, but only that my grandma HATES telemarketers.
:lmao:
 

mainman

Set Trippin
RodRugg said:
My grandma HATES telemarketers with all her might and she's not afraid to prove it! My grandma loves to read the Bible while she watches her stories on TV. Whenever somebody on the TV does something against God's Word she tries to see how fast she can find it in her Bible and then she yells it out at the top of her lungs like a game show. She goes nuts if anybody bothers her. Anyways, one time this man called from the Kiwanas trying to sell some light bulbs or dish rags or something. She got so angry she didn't even hang the phone up before she busted out the front door. She ran non-stop halfways across town to the Kiwanas and kicked the front door right off the hinges with her bare feet. There wasn't nobody there but she ripped the phone right out of the socket and fired it through a window. She got in BIG trouble but Kiwanas never called back. I am NOT saying do this, but only that my grandma HATES telemarketers.
:lol:
 

Pete

Repete
RodRugg said:
My grandma HATES telemarketers with all her might and she's not afraid to prove it! My grandma loves to read the Bible while she watches her stories on TV. Whenever somebody on the TV does something against God's Word she tries to see how fast she can find it in her Bible and then she yells it out at the top of her lungs like a game show. She goes nuts if anybody bothers her. Anyways, one time this man called from the Kiwanas trying to sell some light bulbs or dish rags or something. She got so angry she didn't even hang the phone up before she busted out the front door. She ran non-stop halfways across town to the Kiwanas and kicked the front door right off the hinges with her bare feet. There wasn't nobody there but she ripped the phone right out of the socket and fired it through a window. She got in BIG trouble but Kiwanas never called back. I am NOT saying do this, but only that my grandma HATES telemarketers.
Dear Rodd,

One of the callers last night was the "Fraternal Order of Police" I am going to Leonardtown to try your Grandma's technique this evening. Watch the ST. Mary's Today for a report of my success. :yay:
 

Ken King

A little rusty but not crusty
PREMO Member
Pete said:
Dear Rodd,

One of the callers last night was the "Fraternal Order of Police" I am going to Leonardtown to try your Grandma's technique this evening. Watch the ST. Mary's Today for a report of my success. :yay:
Dear Pete,

If you are looking for the FOP wouldn't it be better to go to Chancellor's Run Road where they have their lodge?
 

Pete

Repete
Ken King said:
Dear Pete,

If you are looking for the FOP wouldn't it be better to go to Chancellor's Run Road where they have their lodge?
Dear Ken,

Thanks I am sure the State Troopers would have been suprised when I tried to kick the door down barefooted.
 
Ken King said:
Dear Pete,

If you are looking for the FOP wouldn't it be better to go to Chancellor's Run Road where they have their lodge?
Shhhhh.... I was waiting to see him get his azz kicked twice...:killingme
 

crabcake

But wait, there's more...
Pete said:
Dear Rodd,

One of the callers last night was the "Fraternal Order of Police" I am going to Leonardtown to try your Grandma's technique this evening. Watch the ST. Mary's Today for a report of my success. :yay:
Will it be okay to talk about it on the forum when it happens, or would that be "classless", too? :shrug:
 

Pete

Repete
crabcake said:
Will it be okay to talk about it on the forum when it happens, or would that be "classless", too? :shrug:
I suppose if you wanted to talk to me after it would be ok since there would be a police report and all and you are a taxpayer and you would have a right to know......oh wait you are not a taxpayer in ST. Mary's or MD now that is a cunundrum :confused:, but if you went to NOGA.com and wanked on my parents about it, IMO it would be classless.
 

Ken King

A little rusty but not crusty
PREMO Member
crabcake said:
Will it be okay to talk about it on the forum when it happens, or would that be "classless", too? :shrug:
:killingme OMG how effen funny. Now I have to clean my monitor.
 

RoseRed

American Beauty
PREMO Member
Pete said:
Dear Ken,

Thanks I am sure the State Troopers would have been suprised when I tried to kick the door down barefooted.

Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting... :lol:
 

Ken King

A little rusty but not crusty
PREMO Member
Pete said:
I suppose if you wanted to talk to me after it would be ok since there would be a police report and all and you are a taxpayer and you would have a right to know......oh wait you are not a taxpayer in ST. Mary's or MD now that is a cunundrum :confused:, but if you went to NOGA.com and wanked on my parents about it, IMO it would be classless.
She paid taxes for part of the year, didn't she. Will have to file for MD too I suspect for this filing year. Just trying to get it right, don't cha know.
 
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