I have an idea...

[The Dude]

I want to hang a map of the world in my house, and then I’m gonna put pins into all the locations that I’ve traveled to. But first I’m gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map, so it won’t fall down.

 

[edinsomd]

I want to hang a map of the world in my house, and then I’m gonna put pins into all the locations that I’ve traveled to. But first I’m gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map, so it won’t fall down.

Use color coded pins. Dur.

 

[FireBrand]

I have a full scale map of the world !

 

[mamatutu]

I want to hang a map of the world in my house, and then I’m gonna put pins into all the locations that I’ve traveled to. But first I’m gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map, so it won’t fall down.

Dude, that was hysterically funny! Thanks for the belly laugh. I have always enjoyed your humor because you are so relevant, and a man of few words, which are the smartest ones! If I put my pins in my map it would be hanging sideways! Our daughter is more world traveled than her father and I combined.

 

[Redrobin]

Maps prove that the world really is flat.

 

[SoMdDude]

And alcohol doesn't make you fat... it makes you lean..........

lean on walls, lean on tables, lean on chairs, lean on friends

 

[Bird Dog]

I want to hang a map of the world in my house, and then I’m gonna put pins into all the locations that I’ve traveled to. But first I’m gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map, so it won’t fall down.

If it a typical "map of the world" just one stop in Alaska would do.

 

[itsbob]

Maps prove that the world really is flat.

No ship..

 

[edinsomd]

Here be seamonsters, yarr!

 

[mamatutu]

Maps prove that the world really is flat.

When you hang them on the wall, that is true! Good one!

This has been a fun thread! Thanks guys. Nice change from all the depressing news of the real world, that is so definitely misshapen.

 

[Spudpecker]

I want to hang a map of the world in my house, and then I’m gonna put pins into all the locations that I’ve traveled to. But first I’m gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map, so it won’t fall down.

Mitch Hedburg was a funny man.

Here's some more of his stuff:
Mitch Hedberg - Wikiquote

 

[stgislander]

If it a typical "map of the world" just one stop in Alaska would do.

That was my first thought exactly. If is wasn't the same spot, they'd be pretty close.

 

[sockgirl77]

I want to hang a map of the world in my house, and then I’m gonna put pins into all the locations that I’ve traveled to. But first I’m gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map, so it won’t fall down.

Use tape.

 

[KDENISE977]

Use tape.

Yeah, I was like ummm... who hangs something on the wall with thumbtacks after like highschool :shrug:

 

[garyt27]

My daughter used duct tape.

 

[The Dude]

Mitch Hedburg was a funny man.

Here's some more of his stuff:
Mitch Hedberg - Wikiquote

Yeah loved that guy. His totally deadpan, confused and almost lost delivery really made it. I was so pissed when he died because I really thought he was about to blow up.

 

[The Dude]

Dude, that was hysterically funny! Thanks for the belly laugh. I have always enjoyed your humor because you are so relevant, and a man of few words, which are the smartest ones! If I put my pins in my map it would be hanging sideways! Our daughter is more world traveled than her father and I combined.

Thanks! But as another astute poster pointed out, this is a Mitch Hedberg one liner. Really a funny guy.

 

[mamatutu]

Thanks! But as another astute poster pointed out, this is a Mitch Hedberg one liner. Really a funny guy.

My immediate world has become smaller. I did not know about Mitch Hedberg until now. I looked up some of his quotes. Yes, he was extremely funny. My world got a little bigger today. I love this forum! I still think you are hilarious!

 

[aps45819]

I want to hang a map of the world in my house, and then I’m gonna put pins into all the locations that I’ve traveled to. But first I’m gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map, so it won’t fall down.

... or you could use tape

 

[Hank]

Yeah loved that guy. His totally deadpan, confused and almost lost delivery really made it. I was so pissed when he died because I really thought he was about to blow up.

Mitch is the Mother####in' Man!