I just don’t understand them wimmens...

[Sneakers]

So of course the chicks swoon when they see a real grownup man with grubbies on because he knows how to do things.

After all the home and fun projects I've talked about here, kitchen rebuild, new laundry room, basement, den, trailer rebuilds, etc, and an nearly daily trip to the hardware store for all kinds of project materials, you'd think I'd be swamped with women. Just finished installing and re-wiring (crawling thru the the attic pulling wires....) a new outdoor light. Anyone standing there passing me tools? Nope.

Guess I'm just old, butt ugly and basically repulsive.

 

[Kyle]

Guess I'm just old, butt ugly and basically repulsive.

There's always Sandra Bernhard.

 

[Sneakers]

There's always Sandra Bernhard.

Even us old farts have standards higher than that.

 

[itsbob]

Men don't need expensive cologne and manicures..

Spray a little gas or diesel on in the morning and stuff a dirty grease stained rag in your pocket, wimmens will be throwing their undies at you..

 

[mitzi]

And then you have to wonder, is she so stupid that she'd ever trust a man who'd cheat on or disrespect his wife?

They are stupid and skanks.

 

[Gilligan]

After all the home and fun projects I've talked about here, kitchen rebuild, new laundry room, basement, den, trailer rebuilds, etc, and an nearly daily trip to the hardware store for all kinds of project materials, you'd think I'd be swamped with women. Just finished installing and re-wiring (crawling thru the the attic pulling wires....) a new outdoor light. Anyone standing there passing me tools? Nope.

Guess I'm just old, butt ugly and basically repulsive.

 

[Sneakers]

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^that.

 

[NextJen]

Men don't need expensive cologne and manicures..

Spray a little gas or diesel on in the morning and stuff a dirty grease stained rag in your pocket, wimmens will be throwing their undies at you..

 

[Gilligan]

Men don't need expensive cologne and manicures..

Spray a little gas or diesel on in the morning and stuff a dirty grease stained rag in your pocket, wimmens will be throwing their undies at you..

Troof! Here's the most recent example of some that were thrown at me as I was wiping the grease off my hands and face....

 

[Kyle]

Troof! Here's the most recent example of some that were thrown at me as I was wiping the grease off my hands and face....
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That spread came with a tablecloth.