I just noticed.......

[limblips]

curling irons have a warning label "For External Use Only". What kind of sicko drove that requirement?

 

[afjess1989]

curling irons have a warning label "For External Use Only". What kind of sicko drove that requirement?

Remember the chick from Lexington park a few year back...when her husband and her used a sawzall as a sex toy.....

 

[Retrodeb54]

Tip of the iceberg... here ya go.

•Sleeping Pills -- Caution: May make you drowsy.

•Lighters -- Contents flammable.

•Dog Shampoo -- The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.

•Shampoo -- Intended for use on hair only -- not eyes.

•Stroller-- Remove infant before folding for storage. My personal favorite.

•Curling Iron -- Not for internal use.

•Microwave Oven -- Do not use for drying pets.

•Child's Playhouse -- This is not a toy.

•Toilet Bowl Cleaning Brush -- Do not use orally.

•King Size Mattress -- Warning: Do not attempt to swallow.

•Can of Insecticide -- This spray is harmful to insects.

•Firecrackers -- Do not light while holding in mouth.

•Fat-Free Potato Chips -- May cause anal leakage.

•Peanut Butter -- Warning: May contain nuts.

•TV Dinner -- Remove plastic wrap cover before eating.

•Batteries -- Do not swallow. C or D batteries may cause choking.

•.22-Caliber Rifle -- May cause injury or death.

•Hardware Store Rotary Drill -- This product not intended for dental purposes.

•Hemorrhoid Suppositories -- Remove aluminum wrapping before insertion.

•Disposable Diapers -- Dispose of after use.

•Electric Cattle Prod -- For use on animals only.

 

[somdfunguy]

Remember the chick from Lexington park a few year back...when her husband and her used a sawzall as a sex toy.....

Who knew? With my new wife we use the hammer drill instead.

 

[Retrodeb54]

Who knew? With my new wife we use the hammer drill instead.

 

[getbent]

Tip of the iceberg... here ya go.

•Sleeping Pills -- Caution: May make you drowsy.

•Lighters -- Contents flammable.

•Dog Shampoo -- The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.

•Shampoo -- Intended for use on hair only -- not eyes.

•Stroller-- Remove infant before folding for storage. My personal favorite.

•Curling Iron -- Not for internal use.

•Microwave Oven -- Do not use for drying pets.

•Child's Playhouse -- This is not a toy.

•Toilet Bowl Cleaning Brush -- Do not use orally.

•King Size Mattress -- Warning: Do not attempt to swallow.

•Can of Insecticide -- This spray is harmful to insects.

•Firecrackers -- Do not light while holding in mouth.

•Fat-Free Potato Chips -- May cause anal leakage.

•Peanut Butter -- Warning: May contain nuts.

•TV Dinner -- Remove plastic wrap cover before eating.

•Batteries -- Do not swallow. C or D batteries may cause choking.

•.22-Caliber Rifle -- May cause injury or death.

•Hardware Store Rotary Drill -- This product not intended for dental purposes.

•Hemorrhoid Suppositories -- Remove aluminum wrapping before insertion.

•Disposable Diapers -- Dispose of after use.

•Electric Cattle Prod -- For use on animals only.

You'd be surprised how many times I've heard that.

 

[BOHDEN]

remember the chick from lexington park a few year back...when her husband and her used a sawzall as a sex toy.....

what????? Are you kidding me??? Omg!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[kk2187]

My hair straightener says it's not for household use in Canada

 

[DEEKAYPEE8569]

Who knew? With my new wife we use the hammer drill instead.

Well.....along the lines of that saws-all; which does have a name in the indrusty; you know what it is :nudge: :nudge:; they also have "an attachment" for cordless drills. Wanna guess what the industry named it?

 

[DEEKAYPEE8569]

Remember the chick from Lexington park a few year back...when her husband and her used a sawzall as a sex toy.....

But the dummy forgot to take the BLADE out.
WHY the 'this might cut' did not dawn on these two, I don't get.

 

[desertrat]

•King Size Mattress -- Warning: Do not attempt to swallow.

Somehow I find this one a bit hard to, um, believe.