I laughed. I didn't WANT to, but I did...

[Lugnut]

An ugly bloke walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.

"What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.

"Well I'll tell you," replies the ugly bloke, "you know I live by the
railway, well on my way home last night I noticed a young woman tied to
the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took
her back to my place. Anyway, to cut a long story short, I scored big
time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes, her on top!"

"Fantastic," exclaimed the barman, "you lucky sod. Was she pretty?"

"I dunno, I never found her head."

 

[Mojo]

An ugly bloke walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.

\"What are you so happy about?\" asks the barman.

\"Well I\'ll tell you,\" replies the ugly bloke, \"you know I live by the
railway, well on my way home last night I noticed a young woman tied to
the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took
her back to my place. Anyway, to cut a long story short, I scored big
time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes, her on top!\"

\"Fantastic,\" exclaimed the barman, \"you lucky sod. Was she pretty?\"

\"I dunno, I never found her head.\"

 

[kris31280]

OMG That was AWFUL but hilarious.

 

[GWguy]

An ugly bloke walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.

"What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.

"Well I'll tell you," replies the ugly bloke, "you know I live by the
railway, well on my way home last night I noticed a young woman tied to
the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took
her back to my place. Anyway, to cut a long story short, I scored big
time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes, her on top!"

"Fantastic," exclaimed the barman, "you lucky sod. Was she pretty?"

"I dunno, I never found her head."

Oh.... that is SO wrong.......

 

[vraiblonde]

I am embarrassed to admit that I laughed at that joke.

 

[MrX]

im guilty as well.

 

[MMDad]

I am embarrassed to admit that I laughed at that joke.

Alllllll, Mojo and Vrai have the same sense of humor.

 

[sux2b44]

:spittingmysodaout::

 

[Mojo]

Alllllll, Mojo and Vrai have the same sense of humor.

She knows we do, she just likes to try and hide it.

 

[Nanny Pam]

 

[desertrat]

An ugly bloke walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.

"What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.

"Well I'll tell you," replies the ugly bloke, "you know I live by the
railway, well on my way home last night I noticed a young woman tied to
the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took
her back to my place. Anyway, to cut a long story short, I scored big
time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes, her on top!"

"Fantastic," exclaimed the barman, "you lucky sod. Was she pretty?"

"I dunno, I never found her head."

So, someone else got some...... you know.

 

[Lugnut]

So, someone else got some...... you know.

I can see it now, in a pub on the OTHER side of the tracks...

Philip walks into a bar with a big grin on his face and the bartender asks "Whatchu grinning for Phil?"

Phil replies "I got a little head last night..."

 

[nachomama]

I can see it now, in a pub on the OTHER side of the tracks...

Philip walks into a bar with a big grin on his face and the bartender asks "Whatchu grinning for Phil?"

Phil replies "I got a little head last night..."

I :heart: lugnut too. You forum hottie you.

 

[Lugnut]

I :heart: lugnut too. You forum hottie you.

I haven't heard from Mojo this morning...

If I hug you back, you're not going to go all praying mantis on me too are ya?

 

[nachomama]

I haven't heard from Mojo this morning...

If I hug you back, you're not going to go all praying mantis on me too are ya?

nah.