I met a fariy

[Dupontster]

I met a fairy today that said she would grant me one wish.
"I want to live forever," I said.
"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"
"Fine," I said, "then I want to die after Congress gets its head out of its ass!"
"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.

 

[dave1959]

http://forums.somd.com/share-joke/231035-wish-live-forever.html

 

[Merlin99]

http://forums.somd.com/share-joke/231035-wish-live-forever.html

Well the fairy's been busy lately.

 

[GopherM]

http://forums.somd.com/share-joke/231035-wish-live-forever.html

Dave - If someone walks into a room and farts where someone else has already farted, you don't point it out to the second farter...you just laugh as hard as you did at the first person that farted.

 

[Dupontster]

Dave - If someone walks into a room and farts where someone else has already farted, you don't point it out to the second farter...you just laugh as hard as you did at the first person that farted.

Thanks Goph.....I guess I need to do a search before every post from now on....Sorry to the people that had to read it twice....If I could give you your 30 seconds back, I would....

 

[kwillia]

Thanks Goph.....I guess I need to do a search before every post from now on....Sorry to the people that had to read it twice....If I could give you your 30 seconds back, I would....

Your delivery was funnier so I laughed harder when you told it...

 

[Baja28]

Dave - If someone walks into a room and farts where someone else has already farted, you don't point it out to the second farter...you just laugh as hard as you did at the first person that farted.

 

[Dupontster]

Your delivery was funnier so I laughed harder when you told it...

Thanks, that makes me feel a little better...I just got off the phone with the suicide hotline....They didn't help much but you did....

 

[Baja28]

Thanks, that makes me feel a little better...I just got off the phone with the suicide hotline....They didn't help much but you did....

Did they put you on hold?

 

[Dupontster]

Did they put you on hold?

No, they jus said they have another call comin in and hung up...
"Nuther call comin in....Gotta go...Have a good evening...Click"
WTF

 

[2lazy2P]

Who farted?

 

[GopherM]

Who farted?

Dave!!!