I need a pro makeup person

[vraiblonde]

Rita Wilson before:

Rita Wilson after:

Makeup does that, ya'll!!

Now I'm really laughing at guys who go, "I'd hit that" over some celebrity who they've only seen in full war paint.

 

[vraiblonde]

BTW, Rita was bitching on Instagram because she's going to some awards thing and her hair/makeup person was late. People are like, do your own damn hair and makeup - but my gosh, normal people can't accomplish that kind of transformation. I will never dog pro makeup people again. They are magicians.

 

[GURPS]

there is also Photoshop

 

[frequentflier]

Who is Rita Wilson?

 

[vraiblonde]

Who is Rita Wilson?

Tom Hanks' wife.

 

[frequentflier]

Tom Hanks' wife.

Then why isn't she Rita Hanks?!

 

[vraiblonde]

Then why isn't she Rita Hanks?!

Supposedly she had a career before she married him but I'm pretty sure she's just famous for being Tom Hanks' wife.

 

[Gilligan]

I'd hit that.

 

[Kyle]

 

[Clem72]

Then why isn't she Rita Hanks?!

Because Tom is a method actor.

 

[gary_webb]

She looked pretty upset at the Golden Globes last night.

 

[itsbob]

A little drywall compound and some 1200 grit sandpaper, you can be looking good..

 

[Ken King]

Then why isn't she Rita Hanks?!

Nothing requires a woman to take the husband's surname upon marriage, it is simply a tradition that is fading away.

 

[Gilligan]

Nothing requires a woman to take the husband's surname upon marriage, it is simply a tradition that is fading away.

My missus kept her last name. She said there were already too many wimmin in St. Mary's County with my last name. Such a rude thing to say....

 

[itsbob]

My missus kept her last name. She said there were already too many wimmin in St. Mary's County with my last name. Such a rude thing to say....

A lot of Mrs Isle's out there is it??

 

[vraiblonde]

My missus kept her last name. She said there were already too many wimmin in St. Mary's County with my last name. Such a rude thing to say....

She should have made you take her last name. You'd sound all masculine and rugged.

 

[nutz]

Rita Wilson before:

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Rita Wilson after:

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Makeup does that, ya'll!!

Now I'm really laughing at guys who go, "I'd hit that" over some celebrity who they've only seen in full war paint.

You have to hit it before they return to normal. Dont go anywhere with bright lighting or mirrors. Dont let them take their top off either, their flop may cause you to flop.

 

[nutz]

My missus kept her last name. She said there were already too many wimmin in St. Mary's County with my last name. Such a rude thing to say....

How many generations does it take before you have the same last name and can legally marry?

 

[Gilligan]

She should have made you take her last name. You'd sound all masculine and rugged.

True dat! I could claim to be part Native Amurican even....

 

[Gilligan]

How many generations does it take before you have the same last name and can legally marry?

Is this a trick question?