That is going to be one chitty looking kid.I'm a dad![]()
First Lady Mama Obama would not approve...Sorry!
Ummm... Lots of meals... ummm...
Lunch #1: Chicken, Brown Rice & Veggies
Lunch #2: Chicken, Turkey Burger & Veggies
Post-Lunch Snack: Special K breakfast sammich - I'm hungry today

I think Vrai has concocted the most elaborate MPD ever, not only has she found a way of logging in as two different avatars, but she has cleverly hired an actress to play her for personal engagements. Admit it Vrai, this is you isn't it.and when you decribed her like that - that is *exactly the mental picture I got!
OMG! does that mean we are conjoined twins?!![]()
I have thought about your post today. Not so bad being compared to MTM; much better than the image Sock has of me!Why do you consider this to be criticism? She wasn't some ugly deformed hag or anything.
I took Vrai's post as clarifying what you look like, not as some sort of slam.
I need to control my knee jerk reactions!
I do have some neuroses; but most people do. The definition of neurosis explains it is anxiety disorders not out of the norm. Whenever a new member posts, Firebrand, always says "welcome to the nuthouse", so, I think I fit in just fine. 
I am so glad I did not cause injury to you and your adorable wife and child. These spanx are killing me!Oh my, That is exactly what I was expecting
She turned out to be pretty much opposite from that.
And I thank God, she sat next to me at a gathering, whats in the picture would have had her butt cheeks cover not only me, but the person (daughter) next to me. Im happy to report that the chair was adequate to contain her without overflow.

I don't need your approval to be a member here. I can't wait to be the one to prove you wrong, Mr. Right.As much as your need for attention drives your desire for this to come true, I have bad news for you. It won't even come close. No one cares. You are strictly our temporary entertainment as we're just waiting for your next implosion.
You'll be around for about a year or so and then go away when the light finally comes on that you don't fit in.
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Your diatribe was quite lengthy. Have issues of your own? I don't expect forumites that I met one time at Vera's to come to my defense. The telling thing is that they have not attacked me; as in, followed your cruelness. They are nice people. That's all.You're delusional, hon.
You met a few other forumites who are not chiming in with(along with the wicked Vrai & Bann) criticism in *this* thread. Tell me, which of them have come to your defense in any thread? (I'll wait for you to do the search & get back to me)
You go on and onad nauseum about gangs & packs of wolves - but the fact is 10 different posters "liked" my post to you in this thread. Newsflash: Vraiblonde was not one of them. In fact, not one of those people were even at Vera's that night - so none of my "gang" were piling on you and following the pack, dearie. We're all independent of one another and don't require the constant reinforcement of our buddies to feel special in this world.
BTW, your obsession over the friendship that I have with Vraiblonde is childish & unhealthy. You should get help for it. The fact is - she has known other posters (in real life) from around these parts for a *much* longer time than she & I have known each other. The fact that we are friends - is one of those wonderful things that happen in one's life. A gift. Sometimes you meet people that you just click with and love. Conversely, sometimes you meet people who grate on your last nerve and with whom you'll never be friends. That's just the way it is, dearie. It's called Life.
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I didn't have time to read through all the posts until tonight. Your pic of Laura is so me! I like it much better than the one you started this thread with; are you ok?All of these shows were from before my time so I've been Googling.

It is about time! 
There should be a new smilie that says "I used to be stupid." 
Oh Lord! Give me a ####ing break!![]()

I always wanted to look like Catherine Zeta Jones or Jane Seymour, but I will take Mary Tyler Moore in a second. Thank you, vrai. Now, all formites will see me as a beautiful celeb. I mean it, thank you!This was the best thread ever!
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Who cleans up your vomit; you or your wife? Pathetic.
I used to get this all the timeI always wanted to look like Catherine Zeta Jones or Jane Seymour, but I will take Mary Tyler Moore in a second. Thank you, vrai. Now, all formites will see me as a beautiful celeb. I mean it, thank you!This was the best thread ever!
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) and a banana...Breakfast 1: Protein Shake
Breakfast 2: Special K breafast sammich & DD Coffee (scored a box of Pumpkin Spice K-Cups) and a banana...
Breakfast 3: ...
Breakfast tread, right?


Breakfast 1: Protein Shake
Breakfast 2: Special K breafast sammich & DD Coffee (scored a box of Pumpkin Spice K-Cups) and a banana...
Breakfast 3: ...
Breakfast tread, right?

pumpkin 
coffee.![]()
Are they K-Cups?
sure!!!
mmmmmpumpkin
...ooohh i need to score a box of the pumpkin singles from Starbucks!!
OMG - Me too! Protein shake, banana and coffee....Breakfast 1: Protein Shake
Breakfast 2: Special K breafast sammich & DD Coffee (scored a box of Pumpkin Spice K-Cups) and a banana...
Breakfast 3: ...
Breakfast tread, right?