Gilligan exclaimed, "If it goes that high after only a few pumps, imagine how high it will go with 100psi!"
You should get some for the Chinese tool table.
And then there's the "water rocket propelled by an Estes model rocket motor and the cavity filled with gasoline" story. Another great idea that fell flat upon execution. "Fell flat" being the operative description.
That might explain the satellite that was taken out by a 1947 surplus of ham and eggs.
I had one of those till it landed on the neighbors roof.
Which gives me an idea....
