I saw threads like this on another social media...

[GregV814]

So, I need your help:

HELP, I have 3 stale English muffins, 1/2 bowl of Won Ton soup, some Sunny Delite orange drink and a slice of Walmart bacon. What can I whip up in a crock pot for a Bat Mitzvah for 15 people?

 

[jrt_ms1995]

Sorry, I don't do kosher.

 

[PeoplesElbow]

If you have a knife or some scissors you can do a circumcision.

 

[GregV814]

awww man, my mistake, I misunderstood the venue...Its a Shiva or something...the lady had a funny accent...I thought she said shiver or some other babble....do I need a table or will some Walmart carpets do?